For Denise Richards, reality is no more

Denise Richards’ reality show has been cancelled, and the TV industry is taking the news badly. According to sources close to the show, several distraught television executives were seen wandering the streets of Hollywood with thousand yard stares, believing the cancellation is a sign that America may have reached the saturation point for morons. “It was very much the kind of expression people on Wall Street had in 1929,” said the source. “If TV viewers decide they’re sick of watching abject dimwits go shopping for hats and fret about their retarded lives, it could trigger a depression in the entertainment industry that’ll make the Dust Bowl look like a picnic.”

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